Comments on: Ten Things I Hate About Australia (In No Particular Order)

By: seatbelt hoon

seatbelt hoon — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 11:40:10 +0000

“How is your life in any more danger than it already was(if any at all) just because someone else isn’t wearing their seat belt.”

I thought Aussies had a sense of humour. So much for grasping the subtleties of mine. And your complete misinterpretation of my point makes Aussies sound even more ridiculous than you thought I made them sound. You outdid your misinterpretation of me!!! lol

By: greg

greg — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 20:32:23 +0000

A lot of Australians don’t want to evolve – we have a large percentage of ignorant morons. Please forgive us. On the upside we have nice beaches and great marijuana.

By: trolololol

trolololol — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 12:47:56 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAH LOL HLMAO @ ‘seatbelt hoon’

Dude just shut up. I’m Australian, born here n all and you just made Australia sound like its full of stupid people such as yourself. You sound like one of those people who is so brainwashed by the government that you think you;re immediately in danger because that guy owns a legal handgun. You honestly sound like an absolute retard. How is your life in any more danger than it already was(if any at all) just because someone else isn’t wearing their seat belt. Go eat a dick and think about what you say next time because you just made every Australian sound stupid. Fucking retard

By: bloodhoof

bloodhoof — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 12:07:48 +0000

im from aus and i HATE THE ACCENTS!! even in cabble they ad vo’s with them! it sucks! , i love usa! , strange thatb nz had less accents than i thought! , everytime i hear the droning my spine litraly coils. i hate the douchy guys ! the coffeys to milky, i dont like wrist watches , oh and THE BLACK PEOPLE HERE ACT LIKE NEGITAVE STERIOTYPES OF 20′S BLACK PEOPLE. THAT UBER SUCKS.

By: seatbelt hoon

seatbelt hoon — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 11:58:59 +0000

… and for all those people who are on about australians being racist… no we are not racist. We are differentist. We hate anyone who’s different. Irrespective of their race. If they speak with a funny accent, if they look like they’re “up themselves”, if they’re too tall or too short, too friendly or too clever, no matter in what way they’re different, we’ll get ‘em. We’ll wear ‘em down. We’ll pummel ‘em with the tall poppy syndrome so completely, they’ll be outta here quicker than they can say, “gidday mite” [sepo] or “good day mate” [pom] or “gordonya mayt” [generic swarthy type with funny accent].

By: seatbelt hoon

seatbelt hoon — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 11:32:08 +0000

Helena opines: "for example the utter lack of justice in Queensland ( where I live ) that lets pediophiles off with a one hundred dollar fine…shocking but the list goes on when it comes to judges here." Helena, we are not always soft on crime. Do you realize that Australia has the highest penalties in the world for violent, brutal crimes like: 1) Failing to buckle up their seatbelts - minimum penalty of hundreds of dollars in different states, maxing out at a minimum of %500 in WA: 2) Failing to buckle up their seatbelts on a mining site - minimum penalty for a first offence of $5,000 (you read that correctly, as in five thousand dollars); So quit ya bitchin'. Pedophiles only target kids, and they leave us adults alone. Pedophiles only target those kids most likely to become pedophiles themselves. But seatbelt violaters target everyone. Every time I drive on the road, my life is placed in jeopardy by an irresponsible seatbelt hoon. We go out of our way to catch and punish the real criminals, like the flagrant violaters of seatbelt laws.