At the airport in Orange County, they know how to honor true American heroes. And if I hear anyone say that his real name is Marion, I will soundly thrash them about the head and neck. No true American heroes have girl names. Except for the girls, I guess. Betsy Ross had a girl name. And Rosa Parks. In college, I had a very good friend who kept a cardboard standee of the Duke in his living room. As we would drink beer and play videogames, we could feel his presence watching over us like a cowboy angel who just rode in off the heavenly plains. His essence washed over us, increasing our manly virility by at least 15%. Very few people even did John Wayne impressions in the presence of the cardboard cut-out because no one wants to disrespect the Duke. His spirit now watches over Orange County travelers. God Bless America.
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Let us not forget how many girls he picked up at parties…and he was just cardboard. Cardboard John Wayne now lives in the bar room at my house. God Speed John Wayne.
Where is the JW party pic?
It got trashed during an upgrade of my blogging software, along with several comments. I can’t find it to replace.