I thought The Kingdom was pretty bad-ass, all things considered. This one is worth your time, even though it won’t change the world and isn’t as deep as it seems to think it is. The Game Plan seems like a regrettable move for Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Perhaps not quite as regrettable as trying to [...]
I want Dane Cook to make a funny movie. I really do. I’m not gonna hate on a brother just because he’s overhyped. I find his stand-up to make me laugh, sometimes heartily. He seems like a nice guy, and he’s capable of being funny. But his Tourgasm on HBO was a snoozer, and the [...]
It doesn’t look like the Gods of Hollywood are bestowing much bounty on us this weekend. There’s nothing in this scouting report that truly motivates me to shell out for a movie ticket. Here’s what they are foisting upon us this week, in order of the likelihood of me watching: No Way in Hell: Dragon [...]
I like to sit in a darkened stadium with a bunch of strangers watching flickering blue light paint moving pictures on a screen. I like the smell of popcorn and the sound your sneakers make on the sticky floors. But I don’t have as much time as I used to for double features and have [...]