Me to Classmate: “So what’s your moot court case about?” Classmate: “Oh, it’s about a lesbian being artificially inseminated.” Me: “Oh, that sounds juicy.” Classmate: “. . .”
When discussing the interchangeability of one South-Western style burrito restaurant for another establishment of like ambiance, price, and menu, for some reason I thought it would be funny for me to say this: “A Moe’s by any other name would smell as beefy.” It got about the response you would think. That is to say [...]
“Man. I am hungry. I’m matriculating at St. Arvin university.” – uttered after sitting through a 3.5 hour torts final. Now, making a pun on the way the abbreviation of a nonexistent college to convey one’s hunger is incredibly lame. But I can’t take all the blame for this one, as I got it from [...]
While watching a mini-marathon of True Life on MTV, I saw the true story of a young man named DeMarlin. I started reminiscing about the time I went De-Deep sea fishing, and almost a caught a DeMarlin, but my DeFishing line broke. I am, in many ways, a grandpa.
For reasons too bizarre and shameful to get into here, I found myself listening to the most recent album from that falsetto wunderkind and ex-Boy Bander Justin Timberlake. It’s called Future Sex /Love Sounds, and most of the songs are produced by Justin’s longtime collaborator, a rotund fellow with an undeniable talent for laying down [...]
I say many lame things. Jokes that people don’t get and/or are not funny, references to cartoons, and stories that go nowhere- I’m guilty of them all. For example: One day this week, I was discussing The Office Christmas episode with a co-worker (which by the way was by turns hilarious and heartbreaking, as it [...]