Say what you will about Michael Bay, the man can do movies about car chases and explosions. Apparently he can also do movies about cars who become robots and blow shit up. They blow shit up real good. Transformers is big, loud, dumb, and awesome. The only criticism I can really give is that the movie pays a bit too much attention to its human characters, but when it focuses on the Cybertronian warriors all is right with the world. Autobots, let’s Roll Out.