As a physically large man with an even temper and a propensity to be around bars, I found myself well-suited to the role of bouncer. I was a natural, and enjoyed the work until the constant stream of idiots and reprobates that made up the patronage of my bar wore down my will to live. [...]
Have you ever used Google and thought to yourself “Self, all this searching is handy but the screen has too much white. I would prefer something darker.”? Well, there is a solution for you. It’s called Black Google. But be warned: conventional wisdom suggests that once you use it, you will never go back.
UPDATE:
Black Google [...]
While Hollywood keeps trying to convince us that we live in some kind of Kevin James-ian Wonderland where Maxim models routinely go out with chubby schlubs and unkempt losers score with improbably hot young women on a regular basis, we know that life in the real world is remarkably different. The cold hard truth is [...]
Tom Skerritt’s
Speech to the Cadets
in Top Gun Is Probably
Long Enough as It Is.