No I mean all the time. If I spent the same amount of mental energy I have used in a lifetime of imagining improbable rumble royales on thinking of important things, I probably would have cured cancer, solved all the problems in the middle east, and invented a flying car by now. So I guess [...]
A bunch of Good Okes from South Africa have won the big show, the rugby world cup. Nice work, Springboks.
After a quick trip to Ikea and some assembling, I have a work station. It is tiny, just big enough to hold my fat stack of text books, some basic supplies, and my inspirational action figures. They used to occupy my desk at work, but since I am a full time student now they are [...]
At the airport in Orange County, they know how to honor true American heroes. And if I hear anyone say that his real name is Marion, I will soundly thrash them about the head and neck. No true American heroes have girl names. Except for the girls, I guess. Betsy Ross had a girl name. [...]
In San Francisco, all requests for enlightenment and freedom from the endless cycle of birth, suffering, death and rebirth should be deferred to Shiva or Jesus until repairs are completed. Thank you for your cooperation during our remodeling.
Somewhere in Dublin there works a barman who possesses the dexterity and sheer nerve to balance 3 full pints of Guinness on top of each other. It’s a testament to the great things men can achieve when they reach for the heavens, though much like the builders of the Tower of Babel this alcohol architect [...]