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fighting, humor, links
Life in the Trenches
As a physically large man with an even temper and a propensity to be around bars, I found myself well-suited to the role of bouncer. I was a natural, and enjoyed the work until the constant stream of idiots and reprobates that made up the patronage of my bar wore down my will to live. [...]
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humor
Lo But For The Grace of God
What is a douchebag? I posted a link the other day to a collection of beautiful women with them, but what do we know about Homo Douchian? We all know when we see one, but there are so many variations on the art of douchebaggery that it can be difficult to map out the characteristics [...]
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autobiography, humor
Fifteen Things You Will Probably Never Hear Me Say
1.”Is this the laciest doily you have?”
2. “No, I couldn’t possibly have another beer.”
3. “…and then the Holy Spirit came upon me and I started speaking in tongues. It was bitchin’.”
4. “Oh, I’d love to hear all about your kids and how cute their poop is.”
5. “Honey, could we please watch the sporting event? You [...] -
humor, links, off kilter
A Corollary to the King of Queens Effect
While Hollywood keeps trying to convince us that we live in some kind of Kevin James-ian Wonderland where Maxim models routinely go out with chubby schlubs and unkempt losers score with improbably hot young women on a regular basis, we know that life in the real world is remarkably different. The cold hard truth is [...]
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humor, movies
The Grindhouse Feel: What Might Have Been
Over at Something Awful, they have used their “Photoshop Phriday” powers to show us what some popular films would have looked like had they been made and marketed with the exploitative grindhouse aesthetic (possibly influenced by a recent film).
My favorites:and of course:
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comics, humor
My Mutant Powers
I’ve always wanted to be special. From a young age I felt like I may have special powers that set me apart from feeble, fragile humanity. I can remember sitting and staring and squinting and groaning as I would try to move a kickball using the no doubt awesome power of my mind. It was [...]
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