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humor
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humor, links
Guilty as Charged: I am White and Love to Study Abroad
02.23.08 | Permalink | 2 CommentsThe eerily prescient blog Stuff White People Like, is like most really funny things, absolutely true. Whether it’s standing still at concerts (#67), public radio (#44), or microbreweries (#23), this newly discovered (by me anyway) site is a treasure trove of things that make me laugh by cutting just a little too close to the [...]
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humor
The Lamest Thing I Said Last Week: Uncomfortably Awkward Innuendo Edition
Me to Classmate: “So what’s your moot court case about?”
Classmate: “Oh, it’s about a lesbian being artificially inseminated.”
Me: “Oh, that sounds juicy.”
Classmate: “. . .”
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humor
The Lamest Things I Said Last Week: Shakespeare on Tex-Mex
02.04.08 | Permalink | 2 CommentsWhen discussing the interchangeability of one South-Western style burrito restaurant for another establishment of like ambiance, price, and menu, for some reason I thought it would be funny for me to say this:
“A Moe’s by any other name would smell as beefy.”
It got about the response you would think. That is to say it made [...] -
humor
The Lamest thing I Said Last Week: Hunger makes a man Cheesy
12.09.07 | Permalink | 2 Comments“Man. I am hungry. I’m matriculating at St. Arvin university.” - uttered after sitting through a 3.5 hour torts final.
Now, making a pun on the way the abbreviation of a nonexistent college to convey one’s hunger is incredibly lame. But I can’t take all the blame for this one, as I got it from a [...] -
Images, humor
I do this all the time…
No I mean all the time. If I spent the same amount of mental energy I have used in a lifetime of imagining improbable rumble royales on thinking of important things, I probably would have cured cancer, solved all the problems in the middle east, and invented a flying car by now. So I guess [...]
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Television, humor, links
The Stupidest Terrorists in the World
With the success of the Transformers movie, it seems quite likely that other 80s toy properties will find their way to the big screen. G.I. Joe seems like ti could be at the top of the list. Despite the fact that no one ever died, even in jet airplane explosions, this was my favorite cartoon [...]
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