The time has come once again to subject myself running ungodly distances at unthinkable hours of the morning and spending more time with a jumprope in my hands than would seem befitting for a grown man. For some reason, I’ve signed up for another boxing bootcamp at the Third Street Gym in San Francisco’s [...]
After a quick trip to Ikea and some assembling, I have a work station. It is tiny, just big enough to hold my fat stack of text books, some basic supplies, and my inspirational action figures. They used to occupy my desk at work, but since I am a full time student now they are [...]
I like to think that someday towards the end of my time on this earth, I will have lived a life worthy of memoir-izing. Right now my exploits are not quite up to standard of being collected for print, but that doesn’t stop me from dreaming up titles for this future autobiography. Here are some [...]
I’ve been thinking about debt lately. It is a virtual impossibility to go through life in the modern age without borrowing money from outside sources, whether that means using a credit card to buy gas, financing a mortgage on a home, or attending an institute of higher learning. The present system is built around the [...]
I can never stay out of Florida. Despite moving across the country and setting up residence as far away as possible, I keep getting sucked back in. The ties of friendship and family keep drawing me home to the sunshine state, usually for weddings. That’s the case now, as I sit here typing and sweating. [...]
1.”Is this the laciest doily you have?”
2. “No, I couldn’t possibly have another beer.”
3. “…and then the Holy Spirit came upon me and I started speaking in tongues. It was bitchin’.”
4. “Oh, I’d love to hear all about your kids and how cute their poop is.”
5. “Honey, could we please watch the sporting event? You [...]